So Flyer and Fryer got pardoned this morning and they get to go to Disney World. However, in a strange twist Nancy Pelosi is really upset over this because they didn’t get to collect any estate taxes due to the turkeys’ deaths. The ACLU has also joined in and decided that this is discriminatory against other holiday fowl such as ducks and chickens while at the same time arguing that the turkeys’ civil rights were violated by being paraded around on TV for political gain. To complete the hat trick the ACLU also said that it was discriminatory against native Americans because, well, it just was.
