Poor old Jimmy thinks that Bush has undone all the great negotiating that he did with the North Koreans. Even if that were true, he is the last person who should be opening up his trap. Seriously, coming from a man whose presidence is only remembered by the hostages that were taken, not to mention the slap in the face when those hostages were released as soon as Reagan took office, this guy doesn’t have too much to credibility.
“Hello Mr. Reasonable Dictator”
“Hello house builder.”
“uhh, OK, I know you didn’t hold up your end of the deal last time so I’m here to get this worked out once and for all.”
“What deal? Oh yea that one. Hey, tell Bill thanks for the millions he sent.”
“I’ll do that…”
“And tell him I liked Monica, but he should have gotten a bigger joy brigade, like mine!”
“Mr. Reasonable Dictator, can we get back to the issue at hand?”
“Sure, sure. What are you going to give me this time?”
“I’ll tell you what, if you say that this is all Bush’s fault and if we promise to elect a democrat for president I’ll come back and build new houses for the millions and millions of poor people in your country.”
“Hmm… will you pay for all of the construction?”
“But of course.”
“Deal.”
