Pitcher and the Plane

All over the news is the big headline about the poor yankee pitcher that plowed his plane into a 50 story building. Ummm, what about the instructor? How come no one gives a shit about him? We all have to cry because this moron that throws little white balls for a few million a year can’t seem to miss a 50 story building? I wonder if the last thing going through his mind were all those jokes about hitting the broad side of a barn, and thinking “I’m going to do one better than that!” Maybe he should have paid better attention in class when the instructor said “Don’t hit anything!”.

Speaking of the others, what about the people who had their apartments wrecked? I think they should sue the yankees and have them refurbished with some nice shit.

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