Prepare To Be Offended

In browsing around the global news, I came across this real gem: Father Pulls Gun on Football Coach Over Sons Playing Time

Ahh yes, the joys of being a dickless moron. This jerkoff must have either gone through life thinking that football is the ultimate high, or was never picked for the team himself. Now his poor 7 year old son has to learn early on that when one grows up without any self esteem, one must live through their 1st grade children. Seriously, how far must a corncob be stuffed up your ass to get this bent out of shape over 1st grade football?

Two things are going to happen to this kid. First he is going to grow up with the emotional baggage of his father. He will always be struggling to get his father’s acceptance which of course will never happen. Second, he will one day show up in his highschool and decide to take his daddy’s gun and start shooting his classmates. After all, it is them that is the reason why he doesn’t get enough play time.

Who knows, maybe daddy isn’t getting laid enough by mommy and since his peepee was too small to stroke he brought the big gun to shoot off. Not only must he contend with himself not being good enough for anything, he must contend with his son not being good enough for 1st grade football. The poor agony of it just makes me want to puke.

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